Let's travel back in time for a moment and understand why I did what I did. Oh! and keep in mind that none of these things could be helped...Sort of.
*setting: Last period English class, awkward shirt tag has been poking me in the neck for the last 6 hours, and my English teacher's monotone is definitely NOT helping my resolve toward staying awake forfivemoreminutes, gosh darnit.*
-On the day that we had to present our banned book presentations-
So, I'm sitting in my seat after an extremely awkward banned book presentation for which I probably got a horrible grade in. (in turn, because of said grade I will quit life, become a lonely ukulele player, and end the last years of my life with a herd of cats.. (can cats be herds? can i put parenthesis IN parenthesis?))
And so the final presentation is put up. Everything’s goin fine and dandy until one of the presenters says something...
And obviously I just HAVE to be the only person in the room to mother effin GIGGLE. yes, the little girl squeal with the occasional body shudder for emphasis. So, what did she say that was so infinitely funny bone breaking?
SEX.
SEX.
SEX.
3 letters and I’m labeled the class weirdo. Normally I pride myself for being such a mature individual (I do occasional encouraging pats in the back and EVERTHING.) But i just couldnt get around this one. I mean to my defense I just felt so awkward. Shit wasn’t even remotely funny and there I was laughing like an idiot. The ONLY person in the entire classroom and I was laughing at "Oh my god can you believe she said the S word in English class?!?! *giggle* *giggle*"
But, not to worry, I paid for my dire mistake. English Teacher's eye daggers and the weird looks I got from everyone in a 3 foot radius settled me down.
Which made me realize...I AM SUCH A CHILD.
ugh.
